{title:The Funniest Thing}
{st:Verlaines}
# From: Some Disenchanted Evening
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# Keith Waclena <k-waclena@uchicago.edu>
# http://www.lib.uchicago.edu/keith/

[D]    [Db]

[D]Don't [F#]take me [Giii]anywhere [Bb]    [G7]      [Bb]    [G7]
[D]Don't [F#]send me [Giii]presents anymore [Bb]    [G7]      [Bb]
[G7]I've [Av]not got [Giii]much, the [Db]piss is [D]gone [Db]    [D]
You've [Av]taken it [Giii]out of [Db]me so [D]long [Db]    [D]
These [E]sweet mellow [G]eyes, I [E]read them en[G]tirely wrong

[D]Hey could you have [Giii]told me any earlier
[D]Here's me thinking [Giii]no one was a better man
[D]How long have you [Av]been living with him [Giii]anyway?
You know the [Bb]funniest [G7]thing a[Bb]bout [G7]him
Is when it's [Bb]time to [G7]go
[Bb]He'll be the [D]last to [Av]know [Giii]
[Bb]    [G7]      [Bb]    [G7]

[D]    [Db]

[D]Hand [F#]me the [Giii]big surprise [Bb]    [G7]      [Bb]    [G7]
[D]Turn [F#]round and [Giii]close my eyes [Bb]    [G7]      [Bb]
[G7]And [Av]as a re[Giii]sult, my [Db]finger [D]burnt [Db]    [D]
My [Av]charac[Giii]ter's a [Db]bloodied [D]shirt [Db]    [D]
Those [E]sweet mellow [G]eyes have [E]made me en[G]tirely worthless

[D]Hey could you have [Giii]told me any earlier
[D]Here's me thinking [Giii]no one was a better man
[D]How long have you [Av]been living with him [Giii]anyway?
You know the [Bb]funniest [G7]thing a[Bb]bout [G7]him
Is when it's [Bb]time to [G7]go
[Bb]He'll be the [D]last to [Av]know [Giii]
[Bb]    [G7]      [Bb]    [G7]

[D]Hey could you have [Giii]told me any earlier
[D]Here's me thinking [Giii]no one was a better man
[D]How long have you [Av]been living with him [Giii]anyway?
You know the [Bb]funniest [G7]thing a[Bb]bout [G7]him
Is when it's [Bb]time to [G7]go
[Bb]He'll be the [D]last to [Av]know [Giii]
He'll be the [D]last to [Av]know [Giii]
He'll be the [D]last to [Av]know [Giii]
[Bb]    [G7]      [Bb]    [G7]      [D]